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I don’t really know what humor is. All I know is that my favorite episode of “American Dad” is when they bought a race horse to make money, and they thought they had to jack it off every day. Then the horse developed mental problems because it was being molested, and it couldn’t race any more.
I’m not sure what the essence of humor is, but I suspect it has something to do with jacking off horses.
After all, Tessa posted this facebook status last Wednesday morning: “Capital letters are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.”
I was still laughing so hard an hour later that I almost dropped her when I was putting her in her power chair.
Why is jacking off horses so damn funny? Jacking off people isn’t all that funny. Jacking off people in a foreign language isn’t very funny either. Ben Stiller jacking off to the bra ads in Something About Mary is less humorous than the most serious episode of “Little House on the Prairie.” You know which episode I mean. The one where somebody’s house burns down and everybody helps rebuild it and stuff.
Except Nellie Oleson…………. The bitch.
Seriously. Nellie Oleson jacking off a horse is way funnier than Ben Stiller doing anything. If you think Ben Stiller is funnier than Nellie Oleson jacking off a horse, I will fight you.
That’s all I have to say about that.