Howard Stern made his millions by tapping into the id of his listeners. He speaks his listeners’ thoughts: “I hate Kathie Lee Gifford’s guts, but I’d sure like to make love to her.” That kind of thing. “Personally, morally, I’m opposed to abortions, but there ought to be more of them.” See what I mean?
So, when Howard asks me in this video, “What the fuck is going on?” I really want to kiss him on the lips. Just a peck. Because he gets it. And Bob Dole, too. Love that man. He always sounds like he needs a hug.
I love honesty. And that’s what Sunny, the Smart Blonde, brings out in all his interviews.
Mitt Romney should never apologize for saying “I like firing people.” Or “I’m not worried about poor people.” But he apologized, and now it’s too late. He can’t win.
He should have watched my cartoons.
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Here’s a hug for Bob.
I remember Bob Dole used to speak about himself in the 3rd person, like Nixon, which was slightly comical. Apparently “dole” is a slang word for penis in Iran, which meant Iranian TV had to cover the 1996 US election without mentioning the challenger’s name.
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There is no reason for anyone to kiss Howard Stern on the lips. Ever.
I think he’s funny, but if he collapsed and I were the only person there to give him mouth-to-mouth…
RIP Howard.
Now if Beth Ostroski (his girlfriend/model/actress) needed mouth to mouth; pecker to mouth; mouth to pie; or any sort of resusitative contact- well, I AM a first responder.
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pecker to mouth. Mouth to pie. My god, that just cleared my brain entirely. What were we talking about? I hate when people apologise for good, bold statements that they shouldn’t apologise for. Always disappointing.
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