Movies/Television

What the F*#%, Indeed!

April 5, 2012

Howard Stern made his millions by tapping into the id of his listeners. He speaks his listeners’ thoughts: “I hate Kathie Lee Gifford’s guts, but I’d sure like to make love to her.” That kind of thing. “Personally, morally, I’m opposed to abortions, but there ought to be more of them.” See what I mean? [...]

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You All Ought to be Ashamed of Your Damn Selves

March 8, 2012

I seriously thought this video would be more disturbing than it was. My drunken brother and I thought it was disturbing– and we used to throw cats at each other. Not much bothers us. I posted this on facebook, and the comments are all sweet and mild, like, “What software is that?” I guess facebook [...]

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The Election is Officially a Comedy

February 10, 2012

If you want to write a comedy these days, it’s a good idea to use four guys and make sure at least one of them is fat. We love fat guys. I don’t need to explain much more. Just look at these pics. Okay, Grownups has five guys. But Chris Rock is actually the wife [...]

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Prez Offers Gov. Brewer Some Comfort Food

January 27, 2012

I ought to be kicked right square in the onions for going so political these days. It’s too easy. I promise someday I will get back to real humor. Today’s video was intended to be just a snapshot with speech ballons, but it took only a couple of hours to voice and animate this. And [...]

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The Rest of the Story Problem

January 22, 2012

Between the story problems in Sean’s algebra homework this week and the South Carolina primary yesterday, I ended up having the following dream last night: Mitt Romney’s weight is a three-digit number, the sum of whose digits equals nine. The second digit is three times the third digit, and the third digit is twice the [...]

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Online Piracy is Sexy

January 18, 2012

I stole that line from Jenny, my adopted blogging godmother even though I’m older than she. I’m actually rebelling against her because she says that online piracy is not sexy. I’m just proving her wrong like any male child would do. I still love her unconditionally even though she didn’t ask me to be her [...]

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We Don’t Say “Retarded” Anymore

January 15, 2012

Now, we say “limited cognitive functioning.” I’m not going to say “intellectual disability.” You don’t get Aristotle and Aquinas jammed down your throat as much as we did and let someone get away with “intellectual disability.” Not without a fight. Still. Might as well face it. I’m fucking retarded. I’m watching Captain America. Got no [...]

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Sarah Palin’s Picks for the GOP Nomination in 2012

January 9, 2012

If your friends need you, and you haven’t posted your scheduled article for the day, please screw the article. You’re the boss. That’s what we did yesterday. A friend was under the weather, so we went over there and Tessa offered comfort while I did housework. Absolutely, totally worth it. I was animating a cartoon [...]

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