Movies/Television

Mitt Romney’s Religion

January 1, 2012

This is not a political site. It is a site that uses the accomplishments of others to promote itself. During this election season, I intend to exploit the names and accomplishments of whomever seems to be a good search engine topic. This means that presidential candidates will be showing up pretty often for a while. [...]

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Election Season’s Greetings

December 25, 2011

I know I said that I would never dilute Mike Judge’s characters again. But the dawning of the presidential primary season is no time for dwelling on past indiscretions. And besides, Ron Paul looks a lot like Beavis. How can I resist when I already had Beavis drawn and dressed in a suit and tie? [...]

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I Love You, Andy

November 6, 2011

I had today’s column written four days ago, but I didn’t know Andy was going to die. So, you will get to hear me bitch some more about religion this coming Wednesday. Today is for Andy Rooney. I was lucky to live in a time of great man who never took his own greatness too [...]

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Tessa Got Flu from NBC Nightly News

October 30, 2011

I looked down at Tessa in the bed and said, “I wish God would let me give you some of my muscles.” She looked up at me all sleepy and said, “He does. Every day.” Click here to download a free audio recording of this post. Because this is a humor blog, I should explain [...]

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Thank you, Mike Judge. And, Apologies.

October 23, 2011

When I was a kid, I wanted to be John Keats. To this day, nothing is more sublime than sitting with my copy of Keats (now held together with rubber bands and packing tape) and just soaking up the pages. And soaking up a bourbon that spent at least seven years in an oak barrel. [...]

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May Cause Abnormal Dreams

October 16, 2011

Three days ago, I heard a television ad disclaimer for Enbrel, or something. Doesn’t matter which it was. Just one of those products that sound like the engineers flunked spelling. The disclaimer said that their medication could cause “abnormal dreams.” Right then, I knew it was time to go through my dream archives and sort [...]

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Quidditch for Real Men

October 12, 2011

For those of you who don’t know, Quidditch is a game developed by boarding schools to keep young men from ever having sex. Click here to download a free audio recording of this post. The deterrent is not the result of your love tonsils resting either side of a broomstick like a pair of glasses. [...]

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Make Money Online, Part 2

October 9, 2011

This is the second installment in our series on How to Make Money online. Originally, it was a one-part series, but the more shit I make up about it, the more I learn. Click here to download a free audio recording of this post. First of all, I swear I had no idea that Beavis [...]

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