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The Incomplete list of Inappropriate Words
- fuckwit
- from The Barrenness; London, England
- douch-canoe
- from The Bloggess; Texas, U.S.A.
- clam-jacked
- “the female equivalent of ‘cock-blocked’” from Julie McCullough; “The Funny Bunny” Playmate of the Month, February 1986
- badonk
- “shapely buttocks” from Vodka and Ground Beef; “This blog is herpes free.” [Possibly from Biz Markie]
- dirt pickle
- from The Johnny Dare Morning Show Kansas City’s Rock Station, 98.9 FM
- puke
- from William Shakespeare (deceased); Stratford, England
- fuck nugget
- from Meg; full name and address withheld
- pudding hatch
- from Tessa Goupil; Topeka, KS [from lyrics to "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" by The Bloodhoud Gang]
- chingaderrific
- from Minnow; Bagdad, Arizona
- goat filcher
- from Brian Miller; Olathe, Kansas
- jelly button
- from a vague childhood memory
- vein cane
- from Daniel Tosh of Tosh.O
- mud packer
- from Sean; Topeka, KS
- sphincter biscuit
- from Chris@Knucklehead
- tapioca torpedo
- from Jim “Suldog” Sullivan; Watertown, Massachusetts
- panty-hamster
- from Kernut the Blond
- cum bubble
- from Consequently Slapdash [We are still researching as to what a "cum bubble" is, but we like it.]
- cock stain
- from Lisa Tibbets; Lewisville, Texas [from Clerks 2]
- stink hammer
- from Dave Bailey; lead guitarist for CleverMax; Ottawa, Kansas
- Porridge Pistol
- from socialassassin at Social Assassin: a sniper uses bollocks as ammunition; Somewhere in the British Isles
- Cock-juggling thundercunt
- bluzdude Darwinfish 2
- Dumb-Fuckery
- from Allie at I’m Not Really a Barista
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mud packer
Thanks for your submission, Sean!
no i was just calling you a mudpacker
Spewbucket.
Tapioca Torpedo.
Rocket Polisher.
Buzzard-Faced Sword-Swallowing Jiz-Gargler.
I guess that’s enough for now. I’m a Christian, after all.
I think I’ll go with tapioca torpedo. Sounds like the new Dodge or something. Thanks!
sphincter biscuit
Okay, I’ll take that. It’s as good as dirt pickle.
cock smack
Matt! Buddy! Leave a link to your site so I can put it up.
Pussy Milk Toast
How about Bitch-Face and Ass-hat?
I like bitch-face. Lots of words sound more aggressive with “face” stuck to them. “Holy-water-face!” See? Like that. “Ass-hat” is new to me this year. I’m still trying to figure out what it is. I might be one.
Communistbedwetter
Thank you. Damn. I’ll consider this one.
rat bastard weasel
Thanks, Sheri!
Yesterday morning heard a woman call another a “Flaphole sucker.” and a “sourfaced fish hag who wouldn’t know what to do with a dick if it jumped up and spit in her face.” Granted I work in seaport based methadone clinic where language is usually colorful but this was a bonus .
Yes, I think “Flaphole sucker” should go on the list. Thanks.
Oooh, oooh, I’ve got one! panty-hamster
(umm, there’s a joke in there somewhere.)
Per the Urban Dictionary: Another word or for a vagina. ‘Quivering’ can be added in front of for good effect.
“Panty-hamster” is definitely going up.
Church Whore
You know, those uptight Catholic girls who fuck on the first date….
Shit Sleeper….
when you’re hungover and/or drunk and fall asleep taking a shit.
I used to do this on the night shift completely sober.
Cum Bubble
This could be anything from a placenta to a something stuck between butt cheeks. But I like it.
Fuckbucket. You’re welcome.
axe wound…loose labia aka wizards sleeve or beef curtains
Why do I like “axe wound” best? Bothers me a little.
nigger.
I’m waiting for the spelling to standardize before I put that one up.
Vajunes
It’s the new vajayjay
I also enjoy nutlicker. self-explanatory.
Cockstain- stolen from Clerks 2, but I still love it!!!
Great. This one’s going up. It’s a good name for a dog, too.
One of my favorites STINK HAMMER
That grossed me out all day. Congratulations.
This is 100% perfection. I’m putting it up and linking to the CleverMax site.
Wasn’t there a boxer called “The Tapioca Torpedo”?
Or maybe I’m thinking of something else.
Hi, what about !!
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Porridge Pistol.
Porridge Pistol is in!
From “Weeds”:
“Cock-juggling thundercunt.”
bluzdude recently posted..Things That Go SPLAT in the Night
This one is a little complicated, but it’s got style. I’ll use it.
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