Dirty Word Forum

Feel free to use from or add to this list in the comments section.
I’ll be happy to highlight it and link to your site if I think it’s clever enough.

The Incomplete list of Inappropriate Words

fuckwit
from The Barrenness; London, England
douch-canoe
from The Bloggess; Texas, U.S.A.
clam-jacked
“the female equivalent of ‘cock-blocked'” from Julie McCullough; “The Funny Bunny” Playmate of the Month, February 1986
badonk
“shapely buttocks” from Vodka and Ground Beef; “This blog is herpes free.” [Possibly from Biz Markie]
dirt pickle
from The Johnny Dare Morning Show Kansas City’s Rock Station, 98.9 FM
puke
from William Shakespeare (deceased); Stratford, England
fuck nugget
from Meg; full name and address withheld
pudding hatch

from Tessa Goupil; Topeka, KS [from lyrics to “Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo” by The Bloodhoud Gang]
chingaderrific
from Minnow; Bagdad, Arizona
goat filcher
from Brian Miller; Olathe, Kansas
jelly button
from a vague childhood memory
vein cane
from Daniel Tosh of Tosh.O
mud packer
from Sean; Topeka, KS
sphincter biscuit
from Chris@Knucklehead
tapioca torpedo
from Jim “Suldog” Sullivan; Watertown, Massachusetts
panty-hamster
from Kernut the Blond
cum bubble
from Consequently Slapdash [We are still researching as to what a “cum bubble” is, but we like it.]
cock stain
from Lisa Tibbets; Lewisville, Texas [from Clerks 2]
stink hammer
from Dave Bailey; lead guitarist for CleverMax; Ottawa, Kansas
Porridge Pistol
from socialassassin at Social Assassin: a sniper uses bollocks as ammunition; Somewhere in the British Isles
Cock-juggling thundercunt
bluzdude Darwinfish 2
Dumb-Fuckery
from Allie at I’m Not Really a Barista
axe wound
Rene at NotTheRockefellers.blogspot.com. This one is self-explanatory.
twat waffle
from Lisa Tibbets; Oklahoma City, Oklahoma This has been nominated twice. Might as well go with it.

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Sean Goupil

mud packer

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Fred

Thanks for your submission, Sean!

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Sean Goupil

no i was just calling you a mudpacker

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Suldog

Spewbucket.
Tapioca Torpedo.
Rocket Polisher.
Buzzard-Faced Sword-Swallowing Jiz-Gargler.

I guess that’s enough for now. I’m a Christian, after all.

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Fred

I think I’ll go with tapioca torpedo. Sounds like the new Dodge or something. Thanks!

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Chris@Knucklehead!

sphincter biscuit

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Fred

Okay, I’ll take that. It’s as good as dirt pickle.

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Matt

cock smack

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Fred

Matt! Buddy! Leave a link to your site so I can put it up.

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Cyndy

Pussy Milk Toast

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Billa

How about Bitch-Face and Ass-hat?

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Fred

I like bitch-face. Lots of words sound more aggressive with “face” stuck to them. “Holy-water-face!” See? Like that. “Ass-hat” is new to me this year. I’m still trying to figure out what it is. I might be one.

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kris anne

Communistbedwetter

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Fred

Thank you. Damn. I’ll consider this one.

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sheri

rat bastard weasel

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Fred

Thanks, Sheri!

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R. F-C

Yesterday morning heard a woman call another a “Flaphole sucker.” and a “sourfaced fish hag who wouldn’t know what to do with a dick if it jumped up and spit in her face.” Granted I work in seaport based methadone clinic where language is usually colorful but this was a bonus .

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Fred

Yes, I think “Flaphole sucker” should go on the list. Thanks.

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Kernut the Blond

Oooh, oooh, I’ve got one! panty-hamster

(umm, there’s a joke in there somewhere.)

Per the Urban Dictionary: Another word or for a vagina. ‘Quivering’ can be added in front of for good effect.

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Fred

“Panty-hamster” is definitely going up.

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Church Whore

You know, those uptight Catholic girls who fuck on the first date….

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karaoke activity partner

Shit Sleeper….

when you’re hungover and/or drunk and fall asleep taking a shit.

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Fred

I used to do this on the night shift completely sober.

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Brandy

Cum Bubble

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Fred

This could be anything from a placenta to a something stuck between butt cheeks. But I like it.

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vickilikesfrogs

Fuckbucket. You’re welcome.

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Rene Foran

axe wound…loose labia aka wizards sleeve or beef curtains

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Fred

Why do I like “axe wound” best? Bothers me a little.

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lol

nigger.

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Fred

I’m waiting for the spelling to standardize before I put that one up.

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Annie

Vajunes
It’s the new vajayjay

I also enjoy nutlicker. self-explanatory.

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Lisa

Cockstain- stolen from Clerks 2, but I still love it!!!

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Fred

Great. This one’s going up. It’s a good name for a dog, too.

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Bailey

One of my favorites STINK HAMMER

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TessaLeFae

That grossed me out all day. Congratulations.

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Fred

This is 100% perfection. I’m putting it up and linking to the CleverMax site.

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Chris@Knucklehead!

Wasn’t there a boxer called “The Tapioca Torpedo”?

Or maybe I’m thinking of something else.

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liaidsblodo

Hi, what about !!

?

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socialassassin

Porridge Pistol.

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Fred

Porridge Pistol is in!

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bluzdude

From “Weeds”:

“Cock-juggling thundercunt.”

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Fred

This one is a little complicated, but it’s got style. I’ll use it.

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Allgorythem

Cock moggler

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Lisa Tibbets

I would also like to submit twatwaffle.

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Pink sock.

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